oUr bossman toMo says 4 me 2 put dis hear cause wer'e gonna deklair war on dose fellas what cell de haloween fizzlesticks + de bAngers cause dey make sounds like aK47s been fired + ouR gangs nervous 'nuff widthout any of dat shIt + den 1 oF de othEr boSSes had a graet idea dat we could konfesgate alL there fizlesticks +banGers+ stuff + use it in our wAr on de bRits + sure if dose lads what cell all dat haloween stuff have some money WELL wer;e gonna kommandere dat 2 cause the boSsess said dat all dis fiteing de brIts thing is xpensiv so toMo says 2 all de rEel publikan conta RA gAngs hear in limErick 2 box de haed from dose fellas + dat we can uSe there scArie masks as wEll cause de Price of Baleclavies is only shocken so dey are so reel publican sInn feIn gang wins again
SO CuM ON aLL tHe bHOYs in rEel koNto puBlikan GreeN
real sinn fein Dublin executive
perhaps you could help me because iv a question thats been playing on my mind about your real conty big boss tiny.
ReplyDeleteIv heard that he suffers from incontinence and wakes up in a pool of piss every morning and that thats where all the money go's is for nappys so as in he doesnt smell of wee when he is making all his important speeches and all.
Im only askin cos i was thinking on joining the real conty ra, but im having me doubts about it now, i thought we would be spending the money we extorted outta them poor drugdealers on booze and fags an all and not pampers for old pissy pants joe
hay aNonmouse
ReplyDeletefIrst thing is dat tinYs maybe knot de BossMan no more cause bIg frAnky is beter in wit deSsy now and toMmie lucks like he;s backen tinie but biG fRAnky thinks deSsie is graet and he;s biger than tOmmy and biGer than tiney so i:m knot sure wtfs goin on?
but ya rote abOut sumthing named incontenance WELL i know nuthin like what dat is but is it a new GaNg wha wood be luckin 2 join us?
and tIny boys his own stuff in the cemist shop from a weakly alowence wha tOmmie gives him butt like i says i don;t think toMMy is gona be given money out from know on cause bIg frAnky is a new bOssman hear so if u wana join in wit us in the reel cOnta RA yoke u bether speak 2 fRanky cause he;s in comand now but deSsie says it;s only till sumone more thrustwordy cums along?
Jasus thats confusing all right. It all sounds a bit much to be honest. Im wondering am i doing the right thing there now.
ReplyDeleteIt seems if your not getting bit on the arse by mad brit doggies, your getting robbed by tommy, or gagging from the smell of piss off tinys underpants.
Pherhaps i should just join up with the 33s instead? Although things might start to pick up for the real conty ra gang now that big Franky is in charge of directing the terrorisim.
I just dont know what to do anymore. Whats the wages like for a real cony ra gang member?
hay any mouse it;s knot comfucing at all else sure i woodent onderstend it
ReplyDeletedose mad bRit doggies haven;t being de same cince haha dey wont be doin dat no more anYway toMmie doesnt rob us just dat he lucks 4 a conntributation from wha de lads take but u;ll stil end up wit a few shilings 4 urSelf so it aint all Bad
and the stuff tIny boys in de chEmast wurks gud so dont b woryen bout dat cause no prob tHeir
but ya don;t wanna b goin 2 the 3?'s cause there our swaeren emenies just like de daltonites are + when we in dis reel conTy ting take over u;ll b sorry den + no bether man 2 make u sorrie dan biG fRanky so u just whatch ur step
+ the wages are knot de best but if u rob using our name den deSsie or toMmie or tiNy or frAnky will let u keep sum shilings 4 urselve but u bether give near all of it 2 one of the bossess else dey;ll get de comandoo conTie gAng to bAng a cAp in uR teebag so u should join us now cause wer;e goin places so de bossess said?
Thats fantastic news then so for everyone. Have ya got a number for any of the bosses so i can join cos i reckon it wont be long till ill be a boss too, and then ill probably be able too make some more money outta it?
ReplyDeleteIv a real good plan you could perhaps run by the bosses, that will no doubt make me and you big bosses in the real conty ra when it comes off, and then we will be minted and able to buy flags that go the right way round!
Iv heard of this shop in someplace called gaol in portlaoise where peoples leave monies in every second morning or afternoon and i reckon if we robbed this shop the big bosses would be well pleased and probably promote us!
hay any mOuse
ReplyDeletewill u ring tIny at 085 1986280 + u an' him can talk about u been a boss but u mite have 2 boy ur way in cause dats how it wurks okay?
ans i think ur rob job is breliant+ i no de bosses hear will luv it cause anY ting dat mite make dem sum monies day always lissen 2 it
truble is dat no1 hear knows whare goal is or dat other place purtlaois? cause most of dem never being outside limErick in der lifes but i no boss dessIe used no a fella from dubLin ages ago but sure i think he got shot a while back?
WELL u give tiNy a ring on dat fone number anyway + it wood bee a graet move 4 u 2 joiN us in dis reel conTo RA ganG cause wer'r gona kick dal2night arse very soon so we are + u can kick it with us OKAY?