duble-jobing fite hear in rEel sF gAng?

trubble go in on hear in dis reeL sinn fEin gang 'cause knot 'nuff lads is comen hear with de moneys 2 bye demselfs in 2 a bosS job + so deSsie lOng has taking 2 bOss jobs WELL der knot happie with dat 'cause each bOss gets a cut of all monies dat the rEEl conTo 'RA ganG brings in + deSSie has gone + made his self de joint voice presIdent + de nashional organiSer of dis gaNg + he says dat 'cause he;s de maIn maN dat he doesn;t have 2 bye his way in butt he still takes 2 cuts from all the few bobs wha' the rEEl conTa ganG brings in AND the 5 other gaNg memBErs hear are knot happie AT ALL 'bout dat so i don;t no how it;s gona end butt sure i;ll throw in my lott with de laDs wha' win 'cause i mite get sum monies den 2?
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eggsulsive! reel Conto 'RA losses macguinness his seat in park!

stoP de pressess cause dis is de reel reason da macguineess didnt win de job he lucked 4 as pressident of ireland their a few weeks ago + dis pikture is special to us hear in dis reel siNn feiN gang,so it is!

just like u can sea from our special pikture one of our bRave reel conto 'RA gang members who also wurks as a graphic artiste in termofecken in the bog sumwhere WELL he dun a very brave ting + the bossess hear are rielly pleased and happy with demselfs cause our brAve gang member tuk 1 of the posters from a lamb post and dun a rielly brileant job on it with his grafhic kit + he turned the macgUinesss 'lection poster in2 a poster for the reel coNto 'RA gang + den he puted on his war gear + got sum oulfella out walken his dog 2 take a pikture + dats it up their!
and our bosSess hear said dat it wus 'cause the reel conTa 'RA gang kampained against macguinees dat was why he didnt win SO NOW the prOvies + de daltonights now about how powerfull we are + dey:ll tell there pals de bRits da were knot 2 b messed with + den the bRits will get all wurried + want 2 boy us off so HAPPY DAYS cause i mite be gona get sum monies from dis reel conto ting OH YEAH
SO CUM ON U BHOYS IN REEL CONtO GREEn


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